Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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