just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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