operation have a gay friend backfired
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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