filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
