the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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