is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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