friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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