I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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