Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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