He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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