My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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