im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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