If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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