Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he fucked my hip out of place.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
is that a dick in a sweater?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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