Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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