hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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