Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
send nudes
from the living room?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
