my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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