I'm lost and stupid without you.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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