I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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