would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You coming home soon, man?
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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