He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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