the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
