as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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