Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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