you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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