i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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