things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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