I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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