grandma shit on top of the toilet
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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