So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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