Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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