All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
this just has baby written all over it
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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