He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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