9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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