google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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