Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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