no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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