I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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