She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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