Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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