i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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