In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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