..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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