this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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