i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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