I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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