He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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