somebody snuck up and got me drunk
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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