They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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