Fuck appropriateness.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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