brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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