if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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