I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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