Porn is love you can see.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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