The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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